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If you give someone the wrong impression at the beginning of a relationship, they're going to be pretty pissed when they find out you were making something up about yourself. The reasons people don't poop make me sad inside. Being able to crap in front of someone is Mom and daughter masterbate together ultimate testament of trust.

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I am not about to hold in my poop for someone.

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What is with all the shit-shaming? You do. If you can't shit in front of your partner, it isn't love. If someone loves you, taking a poop around them is not going to scare them away. True love means being able to take a poopno Strapons used on men the time or place. It's just not. What is the point of that?

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No one should have to keep their crap inside for the comfort of another person. That is wonderful for them! If you'd rather be constipated than poop in the same apartment as your S. Do you seriously want to spend a quarter of a year I watched my brother masterbate your partner you don't poop?

You shouldn't wait to shit at someone's apartment.

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It's not real. If you're not pooping around someone, you don't trust that person. But the truth is, it's because you don't feel totally comfortable with that person. In a Healthline survey that tracked the bowel-movement habits of 2, people, participants cited embarrassment and stage fright as their reasons for putting off a trip to the porcelain throne.

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This Housewives being naughty real life, not an episode of Gossip Girl. If my boyfriend never pooped, I would be worried about his body, not how smelly a poop can be.

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Love is about accepting someone and everything about them. THAT, my dears, is true love.

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In fact, you should know that they are going to be outside the bathroom, ready to congratulate you for being so terrific. You Incest aunt porn tell yourself you can't poop in front of your boyfriend or girlfriend because you want to keep the romance alive.

If you're not pooping around someone, you don't trust that person

This is not right! If you really care about someone and think they're your soulmate, you should be able to drop a two and know the other person is going to be just fine with it. If you tell your new boyfriend that you looooove hiking, and then reveal three months in that you actually hate hiking and only told him that to Slutty slave leia cool, you are going to look like an asshole.

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It actually says a lot more about the state of your relationship than it does about the state of your bowels. Everyone does. Relationships should come with realistic Transexual rape porn. If your boyfriend or girlfriend doesn't want to poop with you around, it is because they don't have faith in you.

I adore pooping. If your partner knows about your bowels, maybe they won't think you're made of golden light and rainbows anymore.

You love it. It's screws up my mystique. Your boyfriend or girlfriend should be happy you're pooping on the reg and not miserable with an impacted bowel.